
It's not just that I enjoyed the drink; I was also utterly seduced by the ingredient label (cheaper and less intimidating than a copy of Cosmopolitan).
This, my darlings, is what goes into an 'Innocent' Raspberry and Cranberry Pure Fruit Smoothie:
2½ pressed apples
½ a mashed banana
12 crushed raspberries
½ a freshly squeezed orange
and
62 crushed cranberries.
There! How was that for you? I saw a feature on the 'Innocent' people on the BBC last year. How fab to go from your kitchen to mass production with something like this.
Missing from picture: una bolsa amarilla (little yellow bag). Reason for absence: You can't see the runway at Istanbul from Manchester. But I'm not stressed, because I've had a sit-down and a smoothie, and some very nice guys have promised to fix the Internet kiosk so that I can talk to Habibi.

Thank you gentlemen.

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