In some of my wilder moments, I've thought about joining the Hash House Harriers.
As autumn approaches and I can count my visits to the gym on more than one hand, these wilder moments are becoming more frequent.
So I went on the MH3 Madrid Hash House Harriers' site to find out more. I was doing fine, until I watched this video...... Over-ending? Doing Down-Downs? Ulp!!!!
Of course, these guys are from Santa Barbara, and I'm living in a quiet, respectable European capital, amongst an Old World citizenry steeped in repressed, bourgeois sensibilities. It can't be like that here.